Английский язык | 10 - 11 классы
Прочитайте и перескажите следующую шутку в косвенной речи в прошедшем времени.
Можно не все, только главное, хотя бы 5 предложений поэ
A CLEVER SHOPLIFTER The manager of a supermarket overheard a man who was boasting about how much he had been stealing from the store.
When the man came in the next day, the manager followed him around.
The man bought a lot of things, and stood in a queue under the sign “Shoplifters shall be prosecuted.
” Then he paid for everything and loaded his cart.
After that he rolled the cart to his car and put the packets into it.
In the weeks that followed the man often came to the shop, loaded his cart with packets and tins and boxes.
Each time he paid for every single item.
Finally, the manager came up to him and said, “Mister, I’ve been watching you like a hawk.
I’ve never seen you pocket one thing.
You’ve never hidden anything under your coat.
And you’ve paid for every item you’ve bought.
Look, I won’t say a word to anyone.
In fact, I’ll give you a hundred dollars if you tell me what you’re stealing.
” The man smiled and said, “Shopping carts.
”.
Ребят помогите пжл, нужно написать как читается текст(как читается на англ но чтоб читать как на рус?
Ребят помогите пжл, нужно написать как читается текст(как читается на англ но чтоб читать как на рус.
А НЕ ПЕРЕВОД ТЕКСТА ) заранее огромное спасибо)))) A young man went into an insurance office.
He wanted to get some life insurance.
The manager of the company wanted to ask him a couple of questions.
The young man agreed to answer them.
When asked about the health of his mother, the man said that she had had problems with her health all her life.
About his father he told that he had heart : problems.
The manager was sorry to hear that and asked at what age the man's parents had died.
He answered that they had died at an early age : mother at 35 and father at 40.
The manager sighed and refused to give the man any life insurance.
When the man was leaving the office, another * manager came up to him.
He advised the young man not to be so honest with people and use his imagination.
The young man went to another insurance company.
The manager immediately asked him about the health of his parents and about the age when they died.
But this time the young man was ready with an answer.
He told the manager that his mother had been very keen on sports.
She died when she was ninety because she fell off her bike.
And about the father he told that he had been ninety - nine.
He died while he was playing football.
He had missed the ball and was very upset about it.
The manager gave a big smile and agreed to give him some life insurance immediately.
Кто знает английский?
Кто знает английский!
Помогите ((( Буду очень благодарен))) The man thought that was the _____ (GOOD) answer to his questions that he paid for the parrot and brought him home.
ПОМОГИТЕ ОЧЕНЬ СРОЧНО, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА?
ПОМОГИТЕ ОЧЕНЬ СРОЧНО, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА!
ЗАРАНЕЕ СПАСИБО) Прочитайте текст и ответьте на вопросы : A driver who was going in his car at a great speed through the country road saw a man crossing the road and a dog following him.
As the car drew near them the dog suddenly stopped, was hit by the car and killed.
The driver stopped his car and came up to the man.
"I am very sorry for what has happened, " he said.
"Will 50 dollars be enough for the killed dog?
" — "Oh, yes, " said the man, "50 dollars will be quite enough.
" The man put the money in his pocket and when the driver disappeared in the distance, looked at the dog and thought, "I wonder whose dog it was.
" 1. Did the man feel very unhappy that the dog had been killed?
2. Why was he happy to get 50 dollars?
Переведите текст прошу только не с переводчика?
Переведите текст прошу только не с переводчика.
Once upon a time on an island in the Red sea there lived a man.
One day he took flour and water, and carrots, and plums, and sugar and made himself a very big brown cake.
But just as he was going to eat it there came down to the beach the Rhinoceros with two piggy eyes and bad manners.
He said, how and the man left the cake and climbed to the top of a tree.
The Rhinoceros ate the cake and went away.
The man came down from the thee and said.
"Them that takes cakes, wich the man bakes, makes dreadful mistakes.
"
Five weeks later the weather was very hot and all the animals took off their skins.
The Rhinoceros left his skin on the beach and went into the water.
At that moment the man put cake crumbs inside the skin and climbed on the top of the tree.
The Rhinoceros came out of the water and put his skin on, and it tickled like cake crumbs in bed.
Не ran to the tree and rubbed, and rubbed himself against it.
And he rubbed his skin into great folds on his neck and over his legs.
And from that day a rhinoceros has great folds in his skin.
Запишите вопросы по тексту One day a man who made caps went to the market to sell them?
Запишите вопросы по тексту One day a man who made caps went to the market to sell them.
It was a long way to go.
The man passed by a long river.
When he was in the forest, he decided to rest a little, as the day was very hot and he was very tired.
The man saw a large tree.
He decided to rest under it.
As the sun was very hot, the man put on one of the caps on his head and put all the other caps on the ground under the tree.
The manhad his lanch, then lay down and soon was asleep.
When he woke up, he could not find the caps.
"Where are my caps?
" he cried.
He could not find them anywhere.
What could he do?
Suddenly he looked up.
And what did he see?
He saw many monkeys in the tree, and each monkey had the man's cap on its head!
"Give me back my caos!
" cried the man.
But the monkeys could not undertand the man.
They laughed, jumped and played with the caps.
The man asked and asked the monkeys to give him back his caps, but the monkeys didn't understand him.
They only laughed.
The man got very much angry with the monkeys.
He took off his cap, threw it on the ground and cried : "If you want my caps, you may take this one, too!
"
And do you know what the monkeys did?
They took off the caps and threw them on the ground!
That's how the man got back all his caps.
Certainly, he was very glad.
He quickly took all his caps and went away.
A driver who was going in his car at a great speed through the country road saw a man crossing the road and a dog following him?
A driver who was going in his car at a great speed through the country road saw a man crossing the road and a dog following him.
As the car drew near them the dog suddenly stopped, was hit by the car and killed.
The driver stopped his car and came up to the man.
"I am very sorry for what has happened, " he said.
"Will 50 dollars be enough for the killed dog?
" — "Oh, yes, " said the man, "50 dollars will be quite enough.
" The man put the money in his pocket and when the driver disappeared in the distance, looked at the dog and thought, "I wonder whose dog it was.
"
1. Why was he happy to get 50 dollars?
Переведите, пожалуйста?
Переведите, пожалуйста.
HOW THE CAMEL GOT HIS HUMP
Once upon a time, when the world was so new and the animals just began to work for the Man, there was a Camel and he lived in the middle of the dessert because he did not want to work.
So he ate sticks and thorns and nothing more.
He was very lazy and when somebody spoke to him he just said "Humph", and nothing more.
First the Horse came to him on Monday morning and said, "Camel, come out and carry the Man on your back like the rest of us.
"
"Humph, " said the Camel and the Horse went away and told the man.
Then the dog came to him but was not a success either.
Then the Ox had в talk with the Camel but in vain.
At the end of the day the Man called the animals together and said, "I'm sorry for you but you must work double - time to do the Camel's work as I'm going to leave him alone.
"
That made the Three very angry and they held a meeting.
Soon there came along the Jin in Charge of All Deserts.
He stopped to talk with the Horse, the Dog and the Ox.
"Is it right for anyone to be idle when the world is so new and there is so much work to do?
" asked the Horse.
"Of course not, " said the Jin.
"Well, there's an animal with a long neck and long legs and he hasn't done any work since Monday morning.
"
"Oh, what does he say about it?
" asked the Jin.
"He says only "Humph".
"Very good.
I will punish him if you wait a minute".
The Jin flew across the desert and found the Camel looking at his own reflection in a pool of water.
Вставить пропущенные слова : it, was, him, when, money, is, am, the, and, at, dog, then, on?
Вставить пропущенные слова : it, was, him, when, money, is, am, the, and, at, dog, then, on.
(3 лишних)
One day a driver (1)___ driving very fast in his car (2)___ he saw a man crossing the road and a dog following (3)___.
Suddenly the dog stopped, so the car hit (4)___ and killed.
The driver stopped his car and come out to (5)___ man.
"I (6)___ very sorry for what has happened, " he said.
"Will 50 dollars be enough for the killed (7)___?
" "Oh, yes", said the man, "50 dollars will be quite enough.
"
The man put the (8)___ in his pocket (9)___ when the driver had driven away.
Looked (10)___ the dog and thought, "I wonder, whose dog it was.
".
3 aPut the sentences in the right order?
3 a
Put the sentences in the right order.
A) . he told me he was a policeman and that they were looking for a thief.
B) . then another man tried to do the same.
C) 1 one day in 2011 I was standing in the queue for a bus.
D) . next day I read the story in a newspaper
e) .
When the second man went in front of me, I told him to go and stand in the queue
f) .
A few seconds later, the first policeman got off the bus with a man
g) .
Suddenly a man ran in front of me and got on the bus
h) .
After that, a police car come and took the man away.
Перевидите пожалуйста текст на русский?
Перевидите пожалуйста текст на русский.
One day a man who made caps went to the market to sell them.
It wasnan Iong way to go.
The man passed by a Iong river.
When he was in the forest, he decided to rest a little, as the day was very hot and he was very tired.
The man saw large tree.
He decided to rest under il.
As the sun was very hot, the mam put on one of the caps on his head and put all the other caps on the ground under the tree.
The man had lunch, then lay down and soon was asleep.
When he woke up, he could not find the caps.
"Where are my caps?
" he cried.
He could not find thew anywhere.
Suddenly he looked up.
And what did he see?
He saw many monkeys in the tree, and each monkey had the man's cap on its head!
"Give me back my caps!
" cried the man.
But the monkeys could not understand the man.
They laughed, iumped and played with the caps.
The man asked and asked the monkeys to give him back his caps, but the monkeys didn't understand him.
They only laughed.
The man got very much angry with the monkeys.
He took off his cap threw it on the ground and cried : " If you want my caps, you may take this one, too!
"
And do you know what the monkeys did?
They took off the caps and threw them on the ground!
That's how the man got back all his caps.
Certainly, he was very glad.
He quickly took all his caps and went away.
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The manager of a supermarket overheard a man who was boasting about how much he had been stealing from the store.
When the man came in the next day, the manager followed him around.
The man bought a lot of things, and stood in a queue under the sign where was written that shoplifters should be prosecuted.
Then he paid for everything and loaded his cart.
After that he rolled the cart to his car and put the packets into it.
In the weeks that followed the man often came to the shop, loaded his cart with packets and tins and boxes.
Each time he paid for every single item.
Finally, the manager came up to him and said that he had been watching a man like a hawk.
The manager added that he had never seen the man(him) pocket one thing.
The manager continued that the man had never hidden anything under his coat and the man had paid for every item he had bought.
The manager promised that he wouldn't say a word to anyone.
The manager said that he would give the man a hundred dollars if the man told the manager what he was stealing.
The man smiled and replied that those were shopping carts.